"Are you ready? Babies Change Your Life!"

The Bethel Family Clinic had some helpful informational fliers laying around the office, so I picked one up while hanging out at Genevieve's appointment. From the flier:

"Finding out all you can about parenthood can help you make smart choices about having a family. Good luck in making your decision. And best wishes for a happy and fulfilled future.

Before the baby: Go to the park and shoot some hoops with your friends. While you're there, you can check out the cute new guy or girl in your English class.

After the baby: Take the baby to the playground. While you're there, you can talk with some of the other young parents about your baby's diarrhea."

It goes on from there, but you get the idea. Whoever wrote this pamphlet would make a great attorney. Despite the pamphlet, I am still looking forward to a happy and fulfilled future.

For the curious, November 3rd is the official due date according to the clinic.