Who would send a talking deer to Alaska?

The mystery continues! The following is an illustrated list of the people who have most recently asked for my address. Feel free to share any thoughts on who might be the most likely mystery santa. I'm also open to suggestions.

Justin Hill













John Pritchard












Andrew Schlichter













Tarifa Laddon-Kneib


























Mike Lechliter

He actually asked for our address ages ago, but I still list him because of my initial gut instinct.


Jason Gilder






















And of course, everybody from the Mary House is in the running...












An undetermined, but definitely awesome prize from Alaska awaits anybody who helps crack this riddle! In the meantime, we're off to Mexico. In court today I heard possibly the most shocking impossibility defense of all time. I'll have to save that one for a rainy day.