Tom's Texas Bethel Chainsaw Massacre

Tom bought a sweet new house overlooking the river.  He also bought a new chainsaw to help him do some home improvements.  Not long thereafter, Tom called us from the emergency room.  Despite his firefighter chainsaw training, he managed to redecorate his fingers with 15 stitches, and his house with trails of blood.  But on the upside, he managed to finish the job he was working on, and his house now has a lovely and completely unobstructed view of the mighty Kuskokwim.  And, as he says, "Chicks dig scars."