The Joys of Internet Shopping

Are coveralls supposed to feel like you're wearing a g-string? Apparently Canada Goose, the maker of the super extreme winter wear we ordered off the internet thinks so. They don't tell you the inseam sizes when you order, just the waist size. So the waist size for the XLs is supposed to be 46. Now with a waist size like that, you'd think the inseam would be somewhat larger than 28. The end result is Dawson wearing coveralls and feeling like the circus lady or a perfectly fitting pair of coveralls for Genevieve, with the added bonus that she can put on up to 350 more pounds and they will fit perfectly. No, she is not pregnant in that picture. And she hasn't eaten any more than normal. The best part... absolutely all sales final! That's the danger in living on the internet shopping edge.
We're starting to develop a severe case of PISSD, post-tramautic internet shopping stress disorder. When we order something expensive, it's too small or too big.